Funny Crow themed Skinny Tumbler with Straw, 20oz The 17 Year Avian Ass%*@le! Good Gift for Bird Lovers Irreverant Sarcastic Snarky Savage Gen Z
Crows remember faces for seventeen years. That’s not a fact — that’s a lifestyle. And if you’ve ever replayed a petty moment in the shower five years later, congratulations: you and the crows are on the same team. Whether you’re sipping spite from a mug, hauling emotional baggage in a tote, or slapping a sticker on your emotional support water bottle, this gear is for the long game. Because forgiveness is overrated, and forgetting? Not in this lifetime. Stylish. Sharp. Slightly unhinged. Crows hold grudges for 17 years — and you’re just getting started.
Sturdy. Stylish. Slightly unhinged.
.: Materials: stainless steel, plastic
.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)
.: Plastic press-on lid with color-matching straw
.: Available in matte or glossy powder-coated finish (printed design will always have a matte finish)
.: Tapered shape and slim, double-wall design
.: Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours and hot - for 12 hours
.: Non-toxic and BPA-free
.: Blank product sourced from China
.: Please note: Hand wash only
Crows remember faces for seventeen years. That’s not a fact — that’s a lifestyle. And if you’ve ever replayed a petty moment in the shower five years later, congratulations: you and the crows are on the same team. Whether you’re sipping spite from a mug, hauling emotional baggage in a tote, or slapping a sticker on your emotional support water bottle, this gear is for the long game. Because forgiveness is overrated, and forgetting? Not in this lifetime. Stylish. Sharp. Slightly unhinged. Crows hold grudges for 17 years — and you’re just getting started.
Sturdy. Stylish. Slightly unhinged.
.: Materials: stainless steel, plastic
.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)
.: Plastic press-on lid with color-matching straw
.: Available in matte or glossy powder-coated finish (printed design will always have a matte finish)
.: Tapered shape and slim, double-wall design
.: Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours and hot - for 12 hours
.: Non-toxic and BPA-free
.: Blank product sourced from China
.: Please note: Hand wash only
Crows remember faces for seventeen years. That’s not a fact — that’s a lifestyle. And if you’ve ever replayed a petty moment in the shower five years later, congratulations: you and the crows are on the same team. Whether you’re sipping spite from a mug, hauling emotional baggage in a tote, or slapping a sticker on your emotional support water bottle, this gear is for the long game. Because forgiveness is overrated, and forgetting? Not in this lifetime. Stylish. Sharp. Slightly unhinged. Crows hold grudges for 17 years — and you’re just getting started.
Sturdy. Stylish. Slightly unhinged.
.: Materials: stainless steel, plastic
.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)
.: Plastic press-on lid with color-matching straw
.: Available in matte or glossy powder-coated finish (printed design will always have a matte finish)
.: Tapered shape and slim, double-wall design
.: Keeps drinks cold for 24 hours and hot - for 12 hours
.: Non-toxic and BPA-free
.: Blank product sourced from China
.: Please note: Hand wash only