Funny Crow Themed Tote Bag Crows Hold My Beer I Was Just Fired! Chainsaw Good Gift for Bird Lovers Irreverant Sarcastic Snarky Savage Gen Z
Crows remember faces for seventeen years. That’s not a fact — that’s a lifestyle. And if you’ve ever replayed a petty moment in the shower five years later, congratulations: you and the crows are on the same team. Whether you’re sipping spite from a mug, hauling emotional baggage in a tote, or slapping a sticker on your emotional support water bottle, this gear is for the long game. Because forgiveness is overrated, and forgetting? Not in this lifetime. Stylish. Sharp. Slightly unhinged. Crows hold grudges for 17 years — and you’re just getting started.
Sturdy. Stylish. Slightly unhinged.
- 100% Polyester body for ultimate durability
- Reinforced stitching on handles for added strength
- Spacious design with boxed corners for extra room
- Available in multiple handle colors to match your style
- Non-woven laminate interior for easy cleaning
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
Crows remember faces for seventeen years. That’s not a fact — that’s a lifestyle. And if you’ve ever replayed a petty moment in the shower five years later, congratulations: you and the crows are on the same team. Whether you’re sipping spite from a mug, hauling emotional baggage in a tote, or slapping a sticker on your emotional support water bottle, this gear is for the long game. Because forgiveness is overrated, and forgetting? Not in this lifetime. Stylish. Sharp. Slightly unhinged. Crows hold grudges for 17 years — and you’re just getting started.
Sturdy. Stylish. Slightly unhinged.
- 100% Polyester body for ultimate durability
- Reinforced stitching on handles for added strength
- Spacious design with boxed corners for extra room
- Available in multiple handle colors to match your style
- Non-woven laminate interior for easy cleaning
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
Crows remember faces for seventeen years. That’s not a fact — that’s a lifestyle. And if you’ve ever replayed a petty moment in the shower five years later, congratulations: you and the crows are on the same team. Whether you’re sipping spite from a mug, hauling emotional baggage in a tote, or slapping a sticker on your emotional support water bottle, this gear is for the long game. Because forgiveness is overrated, and forgetting? Not in this lifetime. Stylish. Sharp. Slightly unhinged. Crows hold grudges for 17 years — and you’re just getting started.
Sturdy. Stylish. Slightly unhinged.
- 100% Polyester body for ultimate durability
- Reinforced stitching on handles for added strength
- Spacious design with boxed corners for extra room
- Available in multiple handle colors to match your style
- Non-woven laminate interior for easy cleaning
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.